Shitty 2024 glasses for VRChat (Three types)

Three versions of the glasses that you can put on your avatar for new year:

Come with blend shapes to fit multiple heads.
Version 1: With ears (934 Tri's)
Version 2: NoseClip (848 Tri's)
Version 3: Classic 2023 updated (4785 tri's)

End User License Agreement (EULA) for Shitty 2024 Glasses

Version 1.0 – December 23, 2023

By donning or using these aesthetically questionable eyewear, hereafter referred to as "Shitty 2024 Glasses," you willingly subject yourself to the following terms and conditions set forth in this End User License Agreement ("EULA"). If you are averse to embracing the undeniable shittiness of these glasses, kindly refrain from putting them on or using them for any purpose.

1. Grant of Dubious License:
a. We begrudgingly grant you a non-exclusive, non-transferable, and highly revocable license to wear the Shitty 2024 Glasses, solely at your own risk.
b. You may not, under any circumstances, wear these glasses in an attempt to impress or attract potential mates unless they share an appreciation for the shittier things in life.

2. Restrictions (Because They're That Bad):
a. You are expressly prohibited from using the Shitty 2024 Glasses in any formal or dignified settings, such as job interviews, weddings, or meetings with world leaders. Save them for situations that could use a touch of irreverence.
b. Do not attempt to reverse engineer, modify, or enhance the Shitty 2024 Glasses in any way, as doing so may result in an unintentional increase in shittiness.

3. Shitty Updates (or Lack Thereof):
a. There will be no updates, improvements, or attempts to make the Shitty 2024 Glasses less shitty. You get what you get, and you don't throw a fit.
b. Any attempts to seek support for discomfort caused by the Shitty 2024 Glasses will be met with laughter and a firm reminder that you willingly chose to wear them.

4. Shitty Support (Good Luck with That):
a. Support for the Shitty 2024 Glasses is neither promised nor guaranteed. If you experience any issues, please refrain from crying and consider wearing a paper bag instead.
b. Complaints about the shittiness of the glasses will be met with a shrug and a suggestion to embrace the absurdity.

5. Termination (Like You'd Want to Keep Them Anyway):
a. This license is valid until you decide that you've had enough of the Shitty 2024 Glasses. At that point, feel free to discard them in a manner befitting their shittiness.
b. We reserve the right to terminate this license if we find out you're bragging about these glasses on social media. Seriously, don't do that.

6. Miscellaneous (Because We Have to Cover Our Asses):
a. This EULA is subject to the laws of "Why Did I Buy These" County. Any disputes will be settled in a place where people have questionable taste in eyewear.
b. This EULA supersedes all previous agreements, including any misguided notions that the Shitty 2024 Glasses would somehow make you look cool.

By donning or using the Shitty 2024 Glasses, you acknowledge that you've voluntarily subjected yourself to this EULA and agree to endure the consequences of your questionable fashion choices. If you have any regrets, please take solace in the fact that you were warned.

Thank you for choosing Shitty 2024 Glasses – because sometimes, bad decisions make for the best stories!